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 - Night >.< Sunday, February 24, 2008 NUMBER 1 FAN CLUB 7:42 AM Someone told me to do this  Tuesday, February 5, 2008 NUMBER 1 FAN CLUB 6:27 AM Bio data Li MoChou. Something our seniors gave her. easily 5 years ago. Biography * Family name: Li (李) * Given name: Mochou(莫愁) * Gender: Female * Disciple: Hong Lingbo (洪淩波) Her defense weapons and techniques( PHEAR HER!) Palm of Divine Serpent The Palm of Divine Serpent is a deadly technique that Li invented herself with essence of flame and contains venom extract from five most poisonous creature such as Centipede, Scorpion, Snake, Spider and Toad. Only by referring to The Manual of Five Venoms that Li experimented and documented could one purge the poison from victim's body. Silver Needles of Freezing Soul The Silver Needles of Freezing Soul is one of the techniques Li inherited during her training in Ancient Tomb. The frozen ice poison was carefully absorbed into the needles. If one merely touched, although not pricked, any part of the needle, his/her palm would immediately turn black — a sign of fatal poison Fly Whisk The Fly Whisk is an item that usually own by Taoist monks or nuns. This flexible technique too was inherited during her training in Ancient Tomb, which has specialized techniques using long, flexible weapons. Capable of drawing blood, breaking bones and causing internal injury as well as wrapping and removing the weapon of the opponent, it was one of her feared trademarks. However, she used it to fan the baby Guo Xiang-- the only nice thing she did with her whisk. In an English version of a TV series on KTSF 26, this weapon was called the "Horsetail Whisk". Unparalleled Lightness of Ancient Tomb This is the greatest technique of all the Ancient Tomb king fu. Triple Non-existing Hands (三無三不手) The Triple Non-existing Hands is a skill she invented herself which she used against Yang Guo once. Comprises extremely vicious and cruel strikes that aim at the softest, weakest parts of the body (including the nether regions). Life(yes, she does have one) Li Mochou was the infamous third-generation disciple of Gumu Pai ("Ancient Tomb Sect", 古墓派) and was recruited by the young maid who became a Master herself after the death of Lin Chaoying (林朝英), founder of the Sect. Because she was the first disciple, she was senior to Xiaolongnü (小龍女), the chief protagonist of the novel. In her younger days, Li Mochou met Lu Zhanyuan (陸展元) of the famous martial arts family, the House of Lu. Falling in love with him, she defied her master and left the Gumu Sect to be with him, resulting in her expulsion from the sect. However, Lu married He Yuanjun (何沅君) instead, and although Li Mochou attempted to break up their marriage, she was prevented by a powerful monk who made her put off her grudge for ten years. Swearing vengeance, she becomes a Taoist nun and became disdainful of love.(that explains a wholeeee lot) The novel began by describing how Li Mochou exacted vengeance on the Lu family some years after her lover Lu Zhanyuan and his wife died. After her act of murder, she kidnapped Lu Wushuang (陸無雙), Lu Zhanyuan's niece. Li Mochou became infamous for her ferocious, merciless cruelty, which earned her the nickname of Serpent Demon (赤練蛇). But due to her beauty and her apparent youth(or so she thinks), some people also referred to her as Serpent Deity (赤練仙子). With her fearsome and deadly Palm of Divine Serpent (赤練神掌), the Silver Needles of Freezing Soul (冰魄銀針) and Fly Whisk (塵拂), she became irrational in her killings, including anyone with the name Lu and He. Although she is the one of the most powerful female character at the beginning of the novel, she is no match for Huang Rong(xiang) and later Xiaolongnu who mastered " Yu Nu Xin Jing" in the later part of the novel. Li Mochou took in a disciple by the name of Hong Lingbo (洪淩波) whom she tasked to get the Jade Maiden Heart Manual of Gumu Pai (Yu Nü Xin Jing, 玉女心經). The plan failed when Xiaolongnü, with the help of Yang Guo (楊過), released a trap that would bury the tomb under the ground. Somehow Li and Hong managed to escape, and Li continued her vengeful ways. Li's conflicted nature did not allow her to let go of her hate and desire for her Sect's prized martial arts secrets. She relentlessly pursued Xiaolongnü and Yang Guo for the manual but failed to lay her hands on it. Delirious from the Passion Flower, she finally meets her demise as she sees Lu's image in the fire at the Passionless Valley (絕情谷) and walks into the fire. Source Sunday, February 3, 2008 NUMBER 1 FAN CLUB 6:31 AM  Friday, February 1, 2008 NUMBER 1 FAN CLUB 2:04 AM The first post (: Alrighty. If any of you have the urge to post, feel free to ask. I'll give you the password. QUOTABLE QUOTES: "The only way we can straighten our hands again after all that lian bi lian zi is to twist empress dowager's neck." "Did your nose start bleeding when you saw her in that mini skirt? Not only did my nose start bleeding. My eyes and ears started bleeding too." Thursday, January 31, 2008 NUMBER 1 FAN CLUB
thats what i like about you'
-Acts young -Acts pretty -Thinks she's sexy -Caught up in a time wrap -Has a liking for guys 1/4 her age.
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